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	“Gramm / Dole”
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Dole: See, I told you; you're just too freakin' stupid. It's EVEN obvious to the Christian Coalition!
Gramm: Yeah, like *YOU'VE* got a chance in hell.
Dol: Hey, YOU couldn't even get the paid audience to clap during your own commercial!
Gra: You know I can still dump your ass and back Buchanan.
Dol: Careful where you're waving those 8 votes.
Gra: I got more than 8 votes.
Dol: Your OWN vote doesn't count.
Gra: Me? I voted for NEWT!
Dol: You really are an idiot.
Gra: I'm not nearly the moron that Buchanan is.
Dol: Trust me, you're near.
Gra: Personally, I'm amazed that Buchanan thinks he can win this.
Dol: I'm amazed that Buchanan can even DRESS himself! Listen... NONE of us has a chance. You're missing the point. The whole idea of this was to distract the public's attention from the deregulation's and massive monopoly corporations that are taking over.
Gra: Wait a minute... eventually that'll mean that there are no choices and a lot more expense. We'll be at the mercy of a few corportations controlling the marketplace.
Dol: We'll have plenty from our upper-class tax cuts.
Gra: This is starting to come back to me now.
Dol: Did you ever get your office computer up? I'll send you e-mail on it.
Gra: Are you KIDDING? I can't even set the clock on the VCR!
Dol: See. Prime example. You never did get into the Internet did you? But we were successful in clogging up the press and the government with those ridiculous censorship policies so no one noticed when we allowed advertising into the Internet and gave all the regulatory powers to the private business sector. Man are they gonna milk this! That went amazingly smooth. Soon we'll make the INFOMERCIAL SUPER HIGHWAY a reality!
Gra: Hopefully, I won't be alive then.
Dol: I don't care, I'll be playing golf.

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