|
RANT www.RANT.com | ||
| RANT® Disclaimer | |||
| [© 1996, 2004 RANT, LLC | RANT Magazine | http://www.RANT.com] | |||
“RANT”
is a Registered Word Trademark of RANT, LLC.
RANT®, hereby also known as RANT.com, RANT, LLC, RANT Magazine, NetWit.com is a private exercise for my personal use only and as such, is not meant for public display so if you happen to see a photo or something that belongs to someone else, well, remember you're not supposed to be here viewing it anyway. You do not have our permission to be here. These are private files in a computer. Consider this a diary. RANT, is obviously Satire but I'll spell it out for you, anything you read here is purely parody and opinion. Nothing here is presented as fact, and if we happen to stumble onto something factual, it was purely an accident. (There, that should get us off the hook in case someone bitches to anyone we care about.)
Whenever possible, proper credit will be given and we will not knowingly use something that we don't think is available for our use. We welcome your feedback and additional commentary as long as you don't take yourself too seriously. We mean it. If you're a psycho, please keep your letter writing to the government offices that are responsible for placing the monitoring agents outside of your homes. (I just love that line)
Any copyrighted or trademarked material presented belonging to others is used purely as a reference so just relax. No wonder you can't sleep at night. RANT and NetWit.com are provided for entertainment purposes only. The things, expressed in RANT and NetWit.com are just opinions so don't get your panties in a bunch. This is Art, my Art. I guarantee no accuracy of any allegations and assume no responsibility, but then we're sure you're used to that (since George W. Bush and Rush Limbaugh anyway).
RANT is copyrighted and we're serious about this, however, asking permission will usually get you whatever you want (simply cuz we're not anal), so e-mail us if you wish to re-use, distribute, display, reproduce or have relations in any way, shape, form or reference any material contained herein. Any names or photos used are the property of their respectful owners and any use is purely for news, illustration, parody or informational reference. Any similarities between persons living and/or dead and/or resembling pieces of sushi or pets you may have once owned, are purely coincidental.
From time to time we may store or reference things in this subdirectory or one of these hypertext documents that may have been given to us by others but I can assume no responsibility for where they may have come from nor do I condone their use. And if I did, I wouldn't tell you anyway. Okay, I guess that just about takes care of it...oh and if I have forgotten anything that you can think of; consider it also included by virtue of us providing the catalyst for that thought. Thank you.
(There...now even if they sue me they can't get the VCR)
|
||
|
“RANT”
is a Registered Word Trademark of RANT, LLC;
RANT is a continuous and established publication on the web and in other forms of media including print introduced in 1995, owned and operated by RANT, LLC, licensed, trademarked and copyrighted in the United States of America. All Rights Reserved. “NETWIT”
is a Registered Word Trademark of RANT, LLC; The names
and words RANT®, RANTphone™, and NETWIT®, as well as the
RANT, RANTphone and NETWIT emblems are the Trademarked properties and
copyright of the creator of this website and yes, we do police and defend
our rights to our marks and prosecute. |
RANT may be NOT be copied in whole or in part or distributed without written permission from RANT, LLC. To inquire
about reprints of any article in RANT for your publication: |
|
| [© 1995, 2004 RANT, LLC | RANT.com http://www.RANT.com] | ||
[© 2004 RANT, LLC | RANT.com http://www.RANT.com]
To contact
RANT, “Letters To The Editor” or to advertise in RANT, you can
reach us by way of